Sands

[blind-shot.livejournal.com]

Hello. I'm new and I was poked with a stick by Jack Sparrow's player until I submitted to the application.
This is Sands.
He's blind (although if you point this out to him he will become irate and insist he is not blind- just has no eyes).
He's from the movie Once Upon A Time In Mexico and played by Johnny Depp.

One of his better roles.
Also the first one of them to say 'savvy' no matter what Jack says.

He is rude and curses a lot. It doesn't mean he dislikes you. Only he thinks you are out to hurt him. Just speak to him like he's a three year old and offer gum. He'll calm down.

This also works when I become irate.

Comments

[13-year-captain.livejournal.com]

That is IT. Slap fight for rights to the word "Savvy"! High noon! Or are you not man enough for it?

[blind-shot.livejournal.com]

I will fucking cut you.

Jack is a limey version of Sands with a boat and bad bad hair. You're going down!

[unbewildered.livejournal.com]

Hey, kid. D: Here, have some gum. It's okay. No one needs to get cut.

[blind-shot.livejournal.com]

I lied. The gum does not work.

[unbewildered.livejournal.com]

Man, don't mislead me like that.

[blind-shot.livejournal.com]

I'm playing a cia agent. It's practice for my character.

....

No really. High noon Jack is going down.

[unbewildered.livejournal.com]

...makes sense.

As much as I love Jack and all, I think I gotta go for the blind secret agent man.

[13-year-captain.livejournal.com]

Now I'm being plotted against on all sides!

[unbewildered.livejournal.com]

I'm not plotting! I'm a very innocent bystander!

[13-year-captain.livejournal.com]

Alright then. As you were. You may keep your life.... for now.

[killer-sunshine.livejournal.com]

Though, if you threaten her life, this chick will valiantly step in

...and proceed to bust a cap in yo' ass.

^_~

[13-year-captain.livejournal.com]

D:

What's wrong with the hair? Lot's of work went into the hair, you know. Sands doesn't even wash his, from the looks of it. (not to say Jack does, but gosh it's fancy!)

[blind-shot.livejournal.com]

Sands has oily scalp issues.

[ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com]

Dueling Depps - LOL!!!

[blind-shot.livejournal.com]

They really do start slapping at each other like little girls. Tis tha funny.

[heart0foak.livejournal.com]

*points* SELKIE!

Heeehee. Hullo. Heard about you.

[blind-shot.livejournal.com]

I'm famous already.

[velated-v.livejournal.com]

Dueling Depps?

....is that like dueling banjos?


Also: Hello and Welcome =3