Hello!

[iwearclothes.livejournal.com]

**** D O B B Y ****
Highly-trained, highly motivated HOUSE ELF from HOGWARTS
AT YOUR SERVICE!!!
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Will work for negotiable hours & wages!



[Hello~ New player here. ♥ Please add Dobby if you haven't already]

Comments

[aglow.livejournal.com]

[iwearclothes.livejournal.com]

Hello, young sir! Do you desire my services? :D

[aglow.livejournal.com]

Do you do parties?

[iwearclothes.livejournal.com]

Parties, of course! Why, Dobby can cook at the snap of two fingers and he can sing and dance and strip if you pay extra galleons. Your name, young sir?

[impassionable.livejournal.com]

OH GOD NO.

[iwearclothes.livejournal.com]

Well, then, whatever young sir or beautiful miss desires, Dobby can do for you!

[aglow.livejournal.com]

Dobby is the life of EVERY party!

DO NOT WANT

[hearty-bean.livejournal.com]

Do not want what, may I ask? *_* Dobby can also exterminate household pests!!

[iwearclothes.livejournal.com]

YOU

[hearty-bean.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. That was a visceral reaction.

Dobby does not no how he offended this young master. D:*bashes head against ur knee* DOBBY IS SORRY

[iwearclothes.livejournal.com]

ADLKFDSHG

[hearty-bean.livejournal.com]

NO. STOP. THAT. NOISE.

TT____TT

[iwearclothes.livejournal.com]

The ticking? D: Dobby already tried but he can't!

THIS LOOKS FAMILIAR

[aglow.livejournal.com]

BASHING HEAD AGAINST WALL TOO HARD TO NOTICE

[hearty-bean.livejournal.com]

LET'S WRESTLE <3

[h-ammertime.livejournal.com]

Mud? Cake? You name it

[hearty-bean.livejournal.com]

[sirius-danger.livejournal.com]

A HOUSE ELF? =D How'd you get here?

And why are you charging wages? House elves don't want wages.

[iwearclothes.livejournal.com]

Oh my... You, sir, look familiar. Hasn't Dobby seen you on the Daily Prophet before or something like that, hmm. @_@

Dobby doesn't know how he got here. T_T And Dobby is a free elf, sir. See my clothes! I work for Professor Dumbledore!

[sirius-danger.livejournal.com]

The Daily Prophet? Well, I wouldn't be surprised. Who wouldn't want to do an article about me? OH, I know! Maybe there are missing adds for me and James, what with us turning up here and all.

I've never seen a free elf before. o_o; But I'm not surprised that Dumbledore would be involved somehow.

[iwearclothes.livejournal.com]

Maybe Dobby is mistakened, because Dobby has a good memory and has never seen young master's face before!

@__@! Might you be a student from Hogwarts? Do you know how we got to be here? And yes, Professor Dumbledore is indeed a great wizard. <3_<3

[sirius-danger.livejournal.com]

I AM a student at Hogwarts, as a matter of fact. And if you're a house elf there, you might have seen me and my friends; we sneak down to the kitchens a lot. >3

[iwearclothes.livejournal.com]

Dobby is much delighted because Dobby did not think there was anyone else from his world here. *_* Where is this place? Dobby has not ever seen you in the kitchens, sir. You and your friends must be very good sneakers!

[sirius-danger.livejournal.com]

Er... Well, we don't really know where we are. James and I just got here a few days ago.

Ah. >D We are good sneakers at that. Dunno where you think you know me from then.

[iwearclothes.livejournal.com]

D: WELL. IS THERE A WAY OUT? WILL DOBBY EVER RETURN TO HOGWARTS?!?!

[sirius-danger.livejournal.com]

Er...

...Good question. I don't know really. I imagine there has to be a way out, I just...haven't seen it yet.

We'll get back to Hogwarts eventually. =/

[iwearclothes.livejournal.com]

EVENTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE A LONG TIME. D:

[sirius-danger.livejournal.com]

Well, James and I don't wanna go back until we know this whole OWLS business is overwith. Far too much trouble.

But when you find the exit, go back whenever you want.

[iwearclothes.livejournal.com]

But sir, what if you do not graduate? o_o As a house-elf of Hogwarts school, Dobby has the responsibility of taking care of every student well! Dobby will take you back to Hogwarts with him! :D

[sirius-danger.livejournal.com]

We're James Potter and Sirius Black! Of course we'll graduate. I figure we'll just go back right before exam time so we don't have to bother with all that useless homework the Professors have been cramming down our throats.

[iwearclothes.livejournal.com]

J-James Potter and S-s-s-s-s-SIRIUS BLACK?!?! O___O



*FAINTS*

[sirius-danger.livejournal.com]

o_o;

Look at that, Prongs. So famous we have house elves fainting in our honor.

[snitch-seeker01.livejournal.com]

I knew we were good mate...

but this is a whole new level.

[snitch-seeker01.livejournal.com]

Who would free a house elf?

[iwearclothes.livejournal.com]

Harry Potter did! The kind and great Harry Potter helped free Dobby from the Malfoy family.

And speaking of Harry Potter, sir, you look an awful lot like him... e_e

[snitch-seeker01.livejournal.com]

Harry Potter?!

WHO THE BLOODY HELL IS HARRY POTTER?!?!

Padfoot, I have a twin that mum and dad never told me about!

[sirius-danger.livejournal.com]

Separated at birth, I expect!

Prongs, you have an elf-rights-activist for a twin. o_o;

[iwearclothes.livejournal.com]

No, no. Harry Potter is a single child, Dobby is sure. But... in truth, Dobby almost mistook young master for Harry Potter himself. *_* You two look that much alike. Except you don't have his scar or his unique beauty.

[sirius-danger.livejournal.com]

Hear that, Prongs? No unique beauty to be had.

Could fix you with a nice scar though, if you like.

[snitch-seeker01.livejournal.com]

Yeah mate, well YOU are the one in the Daily Prophet!

[sirius-danger.livejournal.com]

That's completely understandable. I expect people are frantic over my disappearance and have fliers out on all street corners and in news papers everywhere.

Hogwarts must be in an uproar at the loss.

[iwearclothes.livejournal.com]

Sorry to interrupt, sirs, but... Dobby isn't sure about that one! >_o

[sirius-danger.livejournal.com]

Don't pay any attention to what James says. His brain can't quite keep up with his mouth.

[snitch-seeker01.livejournal.com]

Maybe Moony's heard of this Potter fellow

[sirius-danger.livejournal.com]

...=/

What makes you say that?

[snitch-seeker01.livejournal.com]

Well, if he goes to Hogwarts...

...and we don't know him...

...maybe he's a library sort?

[sirius-danger.livejournal.com]

:O Very possible. Good thinking. We'll ask Moony when he gets here.

...How is it that a house elf found their way here before Remus? >/

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

A slave - how delightful! Do you braid and brush? Oh, never you mind, you'll do. Wages? Absurdly pretentious - one as Rosiel shall be given worship freely.

Indeed, most lovely to have come upon you!

[blind-shot.livejournal.com]

Oh oh!!! *waves hand*
Sands could use a Dobby. Real bad.

Heh. It's too bad he can't see. Everyone will miss the screeching like a girl part.