A Deity Announcement

[barfingly.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD IT LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY BARFED UP IN THIS MESS.

Is this what happens when I'm gone for a few centuries?

Oh I'm gonna die. Who changed the management? And where's my ride?

Okay City, remember me? If you don't well let me remind you.

FEROCIA COUTURA IS BACK IN TOWN.

And I swear to god if any of you get bitchy I'll spray you in the eyes.

There's my baby--fuck who the hell let you grow old and tacky!?!

IT'S DONE!

SO. You all thought you could hide this little run in with Team Tacky from Ferocia!?!? Is this what I get for putting my faith in you!?

You are anything but fierce!

[ooc: Yes, head deity has returned to the City, expect his pimpin' ride to come stalking out of the forest and into the Square where the deity office used to be! Edit: Now with a new deity office building. Edit 2: Now with new deity uniforms.]

Comments

[toonurturing.livejournal.com]

B- Boss!

[barfingly.livejournal.com]

Sabine! Tell Ferocia all about what he's missed.

[virginia-lupus.livejournal.com]

Ferocia, darling, how... pleasantly unexpected to see you here. Dear, let me get one of the toys to bring you a drink. Glacial water or are you drinking something a little stronger these days?

[barfingly.livejournal.com]

Glacial water with a twist of lemon from a Pyramid's orchard, Virginia.

[sister-samurai.livejournal.com]

((OOC: One word: fierce. XD))

[barfingly.livejournal.com]

[ooc: TEAM FIERCE.]

[by-tea.livejournal.com]

Did you bring us something fun~?

[barfingly.livejournal.com]

Fun? Fun?

Lenny when you took this job you knew that fun wasn't on the menu.

Get me a chair!

[fromthewell.livejournal.com]

[Deadpan stare is deadpan D:]

[barfingly.livejournal.com]

Fierce.

[paracelsus-ftw.livejournal.com]

Um.

Er.

BOSS.

[barfingly.livejournal.com]

Ew ew ew. Put some moisturizer on that!

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

No, I don't remember you... And I think I would.

[barfingly.livejournal.com]

You're just too young to be fierce.

[wishyuumay.livejournal.com]

Ara~?

[barfingly.livejournal.com]

An Asian! Oh my god I love Asian women! Asian women are fierce.

[dubia-lux.livejournal.com]

I do not recognize you...

[barfingly.livejournal.com]

Recognize me now.

ooc

[monsterepellant.livejournal.com]

*snortlaugh* Christian! xD *lovesonforawesomeidea*

*goes to post on*

[monsterepellant.livejournal.com]

Hello.

[barfingly.livejournal.com]

Another Asian!

[wingstock.livejournal.com]

[barfingly.livejournal.com]

Ah Asian women! The fiercer the better!

ICON POST

[flash-minato.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Because this is what Minato looks like in response to this post.))

[barfingly.livejournal.com]

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Who the hell are you?

[barfingly.livejournal.com]

Ferocia Coutura, office head. You do know how to accessorize.

voice reply

[ninja-ing.livejournal.com]

...what the hell?

voice reply

[barfingly.livejournal.com]

Give Britney a break already! The poor girl needs us.

[thexgoblinxking.livejournal.com]

Well, well, well...what have we here?

((OOC: ...A++.))

[barfingly.livejournal.com]

... Fierce.

[ooc: BFFL.]

[contractorly.livejournal.com]

...Can you be any more annoying?

[barfingly.livejournal.com]

Can you be any more full of barfness. Ew.

[ever-evey.livejournal.com]

Back in town? Where were you here last?

[young-ceo.livejournal.com]

Another idiot one. Wonderful.

[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

...

[milkshaking.livejournal.com]

Wait.. what? A few centuries?

voice

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

... oh Lordy.

[the-bastard-ds.livejournal.com]

So, you're the head honcho.

[fowlprodigy.livejournal.com]

I do not remember you but I do welcome you back.

[akaladybasene.livejournal.com]

Ferocia Coutura...An interesting name.