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Two this time! Riki from Ai no Kusabi [

rikithedark] and Hades [

gotta_blaze]. He and Laharl are going to have some disputes about the Netherworld. :D

Uh, so... hi... again. >>"

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OMG. Hades?

I'm flailing helplessly with delight in the arm region.

Ladies, ladies, please. You all wind up with me eventually.

HADDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS. Poly's cool points just went up by 1000.

Yes! Hades rules!

Ahem. Glad you've heard of me.

Woo! I'm thrilled. See? :D

I don't like Disney's Hercules at all, but I LOVE Hades!!

Ah, a man of my own heart. Or at least, I figure it's gotta be in there somewhere. I don't remember ever selling it to myself.

[ I never really liked the movie either, but Hades is fun to play! *dies* ]

Finally, a proper figure for this strange limbo's underworld and a decent man to barter with!

Oh, well, hm, yes. I'm always willing to make a deal.

A pirate, eh? You've come to the right deity. Lord of everything under the Earth. Guess where 100% of buried treasure lies? If you guessed "the X I can draw on the map," ding-ding-ding, we have a winner! Thank you, thank you. Come again.

I look forward to speaking with you soon.

Another one with a superiority complex. How quaint~

Quaint? That's a first.

But yes, I do know quite a bit about superiority.

Quaint when you start believing in it, dear blazing-haired one. Aren't you a bit too old for delusions?

We're Gods. We're made to be believed in.

Aren't you a bit young to be talking back to a God? Not that I mind. It passes the time. Eternity takes a while.

For now, perhaps. I've spoken to the devil, a God's really not too much of a difference.

Maybe you'll amuse me eventually~

Is that so. Who might the devil be? Send my regards and tell him to convince a few hundred thousand more people to commit murder, will you? Population in the Underworld's been lagging behind the times.

Ah, no, wrong God. You'd be searching for either lyre-boy or the drunk. I'm just the one you have to deal with when you die. Entertainment isn't one of our top priorities. Mostly torture, punishment, damnation, hellfire, taxes, and housing. You know. The usual.

I'm a little late, but.... WIN.

Straight up from Hercules? Or KH/2? Or both?

Both! :D

Ahem. Naturally. Or would that be unnaturally? Details, details. Eternity and I still haven't worked all these adjectives out.

YOU. WIN. SO HARD. OMG ♥

Oh. Yes. Yes. That's a phrase I like to hear.

So what do I win?

ANYTHING & EVERYTHING, YO -UNFS-

You've got yourself a deal.

I am overcome with LAWL.

LAWL? As in the League of Aeaean Wind Lords? Eh. I remember back before they formed it. Those were the days. And now it's LAWL this, LAWL that, everywhere a LAWL LAWL, legal rights, LAWL. They never did leave you alone.

How many times can you possibly WIN before my head EXPLODES from your winnage?!

♥

Care to test it out?

You. Me. Bedroom now. ♥

Sorry. I don't really do the Cronos/Zeus thing. Never know when one of your children is going to come back and stab you in the face, after all.

If you're looking for Olympus, it's the big glowly holy mountain over there.

... *sprays your hair with water*

What the--

Whoa! Is my hair out?

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