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[threep-wood.livejournal.com]

Hello there! My name is Guybrush Threepwood; ask me about how I defeated the Ghost Pirate, LeChuck !

Or :

Ask Me About How I'm metronome's Fifth Character -- BUT ALSO A PIRATE.

Sidenote*

I can hold my breath for ten minutes! No lie!
I also have a fear of porcelain.

[So add me.]

Comments

[damned-kappa.livejournal.com]

. . .

WIN.

"Hey, the quicksand is sucking all of the neat stuff I found out of my pants! . . . What an unsettling feeling."

[threep-wood.livejournal.com]

My only regret is not finding a good picture of Guybrush crossdressing.

[waterbard.livejournal.com]

I can't remember where I found this, but...



Also, did I mention you're my hero? :D

[o-shit-sun.livejournal.com]

Oh gosh that is massive amounts of pink.

You're the wind beneath my wings. ;D

[swansflight.livejournal.com]

So how did you defeat the Ghost Pirate LeChuck?

[threep-wood.livejournal.com]

Well! It all started when I landed on Melee Island. I was young, growing a handsome beard so as to become a great pirate captain. You can't be a captain without a beard, after all..

blah blah Grog, blah blah Elaine, blah blah blah..cannibals, three-headed monkey... blah blah blah..

--I stormed the church with nothing more than a seltzer bottle filled to the brim with gunk to defeat ghosts, making a most impressive scene as I interrupted LeChuck's kidnap slash wedding attempt on Elaine! We faced each other, I looking dubiously handsome, and -- pow!

[swansflight.livejournal.com]

... That games sounds cracky beyond belief XD

[threep-wood.livejournal.com]

XD Doesn't help that Guybrush is like a Will Turner with a sense of humor.